theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
and that’s not even the sweetest one we’ve got wait til you try fruity pebbles
or cookie crisp ITS BREAKFAST CEREAL MADE OF TINY COOKIES
so it’s snowy and pretty outside which means i could show up to work late and nobody even asked about it.
then someone gave me a free oatmeal with cinnamon and berries.
then i found a new lab coat that’s actually the right size and clean and i don’t have to roll up the sleeves!!
and there’s crushed ice
Aaaand i have a party later tonight
guys, this day is turning out to be pretty baller
Serious researcher pose:
Researcher pose, How you doin? face:
And then God was like “wow, Siobhan, your new lab coat is looking super cute.” and I was all “aw gee thanks, God.”